Bowling is Complex

Next Saturday I’m sure I’ll be making a fool of myself.  Why, you ask?  I’m going bowling – again.  This time I’m participating in the Mended Little Hearts Bowling Fundraiser.  I can’t wait.  I’m ready to dote on my heart kiddos.  I’ve missed them.  I’m sure there will be plenty of laughs directed at me for my bowling skills.  Hopefully, our lane will get to bowl with the gutters up because if not, I’m sure my score will be 0.  Oh yes, I’m just that good.  If they’d just change the rules of bowling I’m sure I could win.

I played last weekend – my first time since I was a kid.  I didn’t do so hot either.  Actually my score was a bit pathetic.  I didn’t even break into the 100′s.  Believe me, I tried.  I actually blame my ball.  First, I had no idea they come in finger sizes.  Really, had no idea.  Then, to complicate things even further, there are actual ball weights.  Again, this sport is complex.  I’d rather just play Wii Bowling or Golf or maybe even Laser Tag.  Now Laser Tag wouldn’t be a bad fundraiser.  I like that idea.

I think I’ll be ready when the fundraiser rolls around.  I know what to ask for and how to get there.  Plus, I’ve talked someone amazing into tagging along.  It’s sure to be a blast with everyone there and I can’t wait to see all of my little buddies.